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Thursday, February 24, 2022

"A President's Day story"...


 

Good sunny, Sunday Morning, to all.
So, all of my vitamins and the two prescription meds, were stacked on the table waiting for the In-home Health and Well-being Assessment doctor to arrive.
He was almost two hours late. He blamed it on Mardi Gras traffic.
After a bevy of health history questions that one usually says "No" to, the doc presents the cognitive portion of the test. I know this game, so I was pretty much prepared though, at the time, I could not call to mind Saturday's date.
I was given three words to remember before I was bombarded with challenges like months of the year, spelling words, forward and backwards, math problems (times table) and finally... Who is our country's President?
"Biden," was my response. But, the good doctor kept on requesting more and more past Presidents. "And then?" he'd ask and I'd respond.
"Who came before Biden?"
"Trump", I said.
"And then," he'd ask.
My reply, in descending order, all the way back to Truman was correct with the exception of LBJ... I had to have a hint for the big Texan.
"Biden, Trump, Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon, JBJ, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Truman, FDR," I replied on a roll!
I'm glad that he was satisfied with that list because I would have had no idea who came before Roosevelt!
Then, and I knew it was coming, the doctor asked me if I could repeat the three words he asked me to remember before he started the "inquisition."
I got two out of the three correct, and with some assistance from the little lady, I got the third... Whew!
Happy "President's Day Weekend" to one and all... And, to all 48 Presidents, living, dying or dead!
And let's see, now... how many first cups have I had this morning?

Copyright 2022/Ben Bensen III







Wednesday, February 16, 2022

"A Fifteen Minute Prognosis?"

A Graduation Nurse's Cap...

 Good Morning, Wednesday, y'all.

A couple of days ago, Therese’s urologist suggested we see a nurse specialist to handle a concern that this specialist could handle better than he could. I thought it was a strange “prescription” but if it helped we certainly needed check it out. Problem was, it in New Orleans.
Oh great, I thought. There goes another day. An hour there and an hour back to a place I hope we never ever have to visit again. And, for what? A fifteen minute prognosis?
Bonnie spent most of career as a nurse… all 40 plus years. One of the first things I noticed besides her welcoming demeanor (her smile was hidden behind the lately ubiquitous mask!) was a nurse’s cap pinned to her bulletin board.
I kinda like that. Someone who is proud of who they are and their accomplishments over so many years… No participation trophies here!
My doctor/bro is such an anarchist with regards to the medical profession and with good reason, but every now and then, I find some really good, attentive and concerned healthcare folks. Bonnie is one of those!
After assuring us that we were doing certain procedures correctly, and clarifying to us exactly how the healthcare system and the insurance work, she spoke about her plans for retirement.
When she found out that I was an artist, Bonnie whipped out her cellphone to show me her first watercolor still life. I was impressed and told her so.
“My husband told me that I needed to find something productive to occupy my mind and I cannot physically handle gardening!”
“Well, I said, Therese is learning to paint with acrylics.” Therese gives a groan at the perception of her progress.
“Watercolor is one of the more demanding mediums, Bonnie, I’m amazed,” I replied.
In a rather self-effacing, apologetic way, Bonnie said, “I didn’t draw it. The instructor did, but I painted it and like you said, I did it in layers!”
Leaving with her contact information and a small packet of samples to try out, we couldn’t help but wish her the best in her new life as a grandmother, a part time CSN and watercolorist.
It was the best fifty minute visit we’ve had in quite some time!
First cup!

Copyright 2022/Ben Bensen III

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

"Playing The Politician!"

Cream Daze...

 Good Morning February, all bodies.

I’ve heard it said that growing up in New Orleans whether you’re black, white, rich or poor, sometime in your life you will pick up an instrument and attempt to express yourself musically.
I mentioned that there are so many interesting stories Glenn and Reggie can tell, but in order to do so, too many names would be involved. But, one story I can tell involves just we four band mates.
My cousins, Mark and Glenn Fortier introduced me to one of their high school friend who shared similar tastes in music. They suggested since we were forming our own band in my backyard garage that we consider him as a fourth member. I didn’t know Reggie at all since I was involved in my senior year athletic activities. My cousins felt he would be a good fit. After all, he loved the Buffalo Springfield!
Only real problem we had was that Reggie saw himself as a bass guitarist who, at the time, did not own a bass guitar or amp. He did, though, have a sweet, cherry red, Les Paul Junior. It had solid body with a stock single pickup. It was a real classic, which today Reggie wishes he still had.
Everybody says that about the guitars they once owned!
But, we really liked Reggie and his passion for music, so Mark decided to loan Reggie his Fender P-Bass and amp and he would learn to play rhythm guitar. It’s what kids do when there’s no money or fame involved. It’s a garage band. It’s fun, even though my dad was prone to say that all we ever did was tune up!
Fast forward to a few months later when we got the perk of practicing on stage in our high school auditorium after hours and on weekends. It was no longer used as an auditorium during the school year since the drama class was dropped and talent shows became non-existent after Sister Eurose left. It was from that time forward used as a lunch hall.
We were so spoiled. A couple of times, we’d turn on the stage spotlights… for effect, ya know!
At some point, the guys grew tired of playing Creedence Clearwater songs. That band cranked out some incredible back to back hits within a two year period and I learned just about every one of those. Back before computers, one had to learn the lyrics, write them down in a notebook and read chord charts the “analog” way. The guys helped create, sort of, but I was the one who had to learn the lead parts… That was very time consuming! The other thing we had to figure out was that the speed of each individual turntable could significantly change the key you sought to play the song in.
Well, one session, Reggie had worked out at home the lead bass pattern to Cream’s song,”Politician.” He was pretty proud of himself, and suggested we practiced that opening bass and lead riff. And, we did. It was his attempt to steer us in another direction with some newer more contemporary songs but Mark didn’t want to pursue it any further because he thought it was boring riff, and we didn’t know the words. Glenn didn’t want to rehearse it because it was too repetitious and not very conducive to the drums. Undaunted, Reggie said that it was just a blues pattern we all could jam on with each guy having his jam part to play.
After locking down the basic riff, to my ears, it all sounded pretty tight. Reggie looked at me hoping to sway the opinion his way, but I let him down. I said,”I love the idea, Reggie and I understand where you are coming from but, “The only problem is,” I said with a sigh…
“I ain’t no Eric Clapton!”
First cup!

Copyright 2022/Ben Bensen III